My short, comedic poems.

Sorry den, I'm not meaning to try and beat you out, but you inspired me to post these. I hope you guys have as much fun reading these as I did writing them!
This is my last can of ravioli
what do I do
This is my last can of ravioli, I only bought two
This is my last can of ravioli, what shall I do?
I'll have to go to the store
and get some cans a new!


I've hired logan to write words,
He doesn't take pay, only cheese curds
I've hired logan to make creative statuses,
Instead he talks only about his pet cactuses,
I shouldn't have hired logan for this job,
He's lazy, he does nothing, what a slob,
Turns out, for pay, he wants corn on the cob.

Braces, braces, are so mean
they pain they give is so keen
Braces, braces, nice and clean
keep them shiny, give them a sheen
Braces, braces, are my fiend
But once I get them off, I will have the best smile I've ever seen!


I'm a blonde, they say blondes are dingy
but that's not true, we are really.... well, that one thingy
our hair is awesome, like strands of gold
we cry when it's cut, even though its old
although they say "once a blonde always a blonde"
i'll color my hair with my color wand.

New one, these are all original by me by the way.
Headphones play music in my ear,
only for me, not for everyone to hear.
I tend to lose them, put them in wrong places,
then I stumble around, searching, making sad faces.
When they are found, I rejoice, but they are wadded in a ball,
I finally get them untangled, oh joy! But they don't work at all

I really like writing these because I feel like I am showing off my true, corky, funny self.